I went to the doctor today for a checkup. It had been a couple of years so I figured while we embark on our journey to knocked-upness, I should make sure the plumbing is all in tip-top shape.

Approximately 48 seconds and $25 co-payment later? I'm told that I'm overweight and have ear wax. That's it. That was my check up.

Then I get an email from Kaiser that my "diagnosis" is available to view. This is what I see: